Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 06, 2017

My, my. What a boo-tay.

So sad when arm corsages break like that.

Eeeeee!   Ooooo?   Aa.

You just can’t complain when exfoliation goes wrong!

There never is time for expostulation or regret. It’s just something for which people take the time, in order to satisfy emotional needs. Many find it unsatisfying to end an interaction without some climactic display or other denouement. Much of what we do is pointless and unnecessary, of course. But life is a carnival sometimes. We enjoy the jugglers and the games that we cannot win and the spending of ourselves to no purpose.

The center, the centre of the sagging seat is going to, gonna’ split apart anytime..

A broken stem, what are the odds.?

The aftermath of the prom was always so disheartening.

I regret nothing.

I regret everything.

Shes a beautiful woman, for the shape that she’s in.

If Frog Applause was a tuxedo, I guess "I"s and "U"s would be brown shoes?

ᴇɴᴅ ᴠᴏᴡᴇʟ ᴅɪsᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ NOW!

(this message presented by the Overanalysis Department of the TDL*, a division of FARTGAS**)

* Teresa Defense League

** Frog Applause – Rotifer Thalweg Gocomics Appreciation Society

P.S. Interesting piece of art – wonder if She drew it Herself?

Let it ride and then rake in the JACKPOT!

Compostulation always works ok though.

Let us give a big frog applause hand to the….Lady upstairs without a hand.

An ex prostulztion.

Borrowing an R and an Egret now.∆∆∆∆

“I lost 50 pounds on Nutrisystem. Unfortunately, I needed to loose 200. "

Those shoes look uncomfortable.

Flowers make poor substitutions for hands. Venus fly traps work much better, and then you can do away with the mouth as well. Don’t worry about not being able to whistle. Soon you will find that whistling Dixie out your sphincter comes quite naturally.

There are over 60 sphincters in the human body. With a little practice, you too can orchestrate your very own sphinctacular symphony. Soon your personal soundtrack of life will be the envy of all.

Be careful though, envy can drive people to do strange things.

WAR on DRUGS

WHORES on RUGS

She must pay a visit with Luke Skywalker, to ask about receiving prosthetic android hands..

A(n) Lopsided (un)Scented Flower

I hate it when my beheaded blossom tumbles before I can even expostulate! But i don’t sit on a low stool, so I guess the case is strikingly different (not even considering that speaking character would appear to be female).

Nice textile pattern, though. Maybe even a suitable shroud for a Malagasy decedent….

De-flowered.

Papa don’t preach.