Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2017

Call Robert Mueller

I bet Putin still helped you win the Presidency in the Pearls Before Swine world, Rat.

This doesn’t make sense; I thought the Russians interfered to help corrupt incompetents win elections.

The disconnect between President Rat [Trat? T-Rat?] and just plain old neighbor Rat grows larger.

Spoken like a true Democ-Rat.

Different elections, different results. Don Juan was able to get elected POTUS. Do you think he could be elected Mayor in New York?

In the end, none of it matters.

Now he can write a book about it. “What Happened, Everybody But Me”

The Russian’s helping corrupt incompetents? That’s why Mueller should be investigating Hillary instead of President Trump.

That Putin is such a “Micro-Manager”, but his shrink told me that he’s getting better. So I said prove it, and so now Putin is going to give back Crimea. He says it would help if he could have Poland back. Such a baby! Nyncnk!!

Oh how the Liberals whine when that felon Hillary is alluded to. Not so funny anymore, is it?

It isn’t funny that another country swayed people into voting for whom they wanted elected. The sad thing is people were gullible enough to believe the fake news and still today believe it. I am a Republican and am mortified.

I tried very hard to find a way to make this “Independent”…but no. I guess the popular vote doesn’t count, alas. Have a nice day Comrade.

Nah. Not Putin. Probably the rest of the homeowners in your association said to themselves, “anyone who lives with that dumb Pig can’t be smart enough for our association!”

What we have here is… failure to communicate.

Blaming the Russians for losing an election? That has to be just about the most stupid, ridiculous excuse ever. It isn’t even funny, since good comedy carries a grain of truth. I mean, what kind of idiot would come up with that kind of excuse? Anyone who used that excuse in the real world would have to be the most incompetent, undeserving candidate in the whole wide world, and would be laughed off the political stage by everyone who had any sense.

You better be putin’ on the Putin!

lmao