Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 11, 2017

they’re gonna have a field day.

Eternal Sunshine for the Corrupted Mind

How do they get all those Senators and Congresspersons in there, the ones who never ask the real questions they know the answers to already, but won’t ask to defend the guilty.

A bad memory makes a bad liar.

These same people will get paid millions for their memoirs.

How is it possible to erase memories that aren’t there to begin with. Most of those jokers don’t remember what they told to whom even 5 minutes later. Plus their ‘memories’ have been so ‘revised’ that ever their childhoods are foggy.

Finally got the right side icons back. Were available on other pc’s and even on – bleah – Internet Explorer. Tried restoring pc to earlier setting. Finally reurned Firefox to defaults and that fixed it.

So apologies to gocomics, and thank you to those who offered thoughtful suggestions.

The same could be applied to MLB players about their use of PED’s/steroids.

Roger Clemens’ famous “misremember” was brilliant.

“Today’s Special Extra: Self-serving recollection uploading”

The only difference between now and the middle ages is that now we can verbally abuse the lords and ladies without getting our heads ur off….I hope…

I have said this before, but it bears repeating… How is it that we keep electing and appointing people with such horribly bad memory? I wonder if they can remember to get dressed in the morning without an aide.

Had a funny (to me, at least) futuristic thought: Trump facing impeachment. “Do you recall swearing to uphold the Constitution?”

“I have no recollection of that”

Hey, it could happen…

“The conversation between me and my father concerning the Russians is covered by attorney client privilege,” lied little Don Jr.

It all depends on what the meaning of the word “is” is.

I don’t remember, I don’t recall, I got no memory of anything at all….

PG

The opposite of Rekall in Total Recall when you have vacation memories implanted instead of actually going on the vacation.

Just remember: I thought he was reaching for a… No, wait, that’s the other courtroom.

Maybe they should be put under hypnosis to recall memories.

Apparently, Al Franken missed his appointment.