Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 15, 2017

Getting loaded.

Meanwhile, Blitzen is out getting, well, blitzed, Prancer is out prancing and Dancer is making a fool of himself.

On dasssher, on dansher, on pransher and vickshhhen…

My mom used to work for the Jewel Tea Company as a “first delivery” and had to load all the products in her station wagon first thing. Every morning she would say, “I’m going to get loaded and go to work.” Lol

He’s just trying to erase the memory of the accident that wiped out seven of his reindeer, DUII Santa.

Careful officer, that’s a good way to get moose bites. My sister was bitten by a moose.

Santa is in a loading zone and he is getting loaded!?

Wasn’t there a situation similar to this one from the first Home Alone movie? “What’s next? Rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?”

T’was the night after Christmas and all through the bar,There sat old Santa, his hat all ajar.His boots were all dusty and covered in soot.A margarita in front of him was put.

It’s Art Carney!

Now we know why Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

He’s getting a snootful of something that will get rid of the taste of chimney ash.

Are they going to lay in wait until he staggers out, then bust him for sled-driving while intoxicated?!

Boo ! Coal for the cops, this year !!

Would this be before or after his shift at the mall?

Is that Lucy,disguised as a Santa Moose?

Double that!

Santa walked into a bar and the bartender said, “There aren’t any Hoes in here.”

Did your sister become a weremoose?