Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 10, 2017

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    William Pursell  about 7 years ago

    I don’t havtado that! I’m a Wizard and can use Magic instead!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  about 7 years ago

    They’ve got running water back in the Middle Ages! And bottled water, apparently

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    Nyckname  about 7 years ago

    The real question is does Blanch have to wear Spandex?

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    rshive  about 7 years ago

    Poor Wiz. He doesn’t look that out of condition, at least compared to Blanch. Guess appearances can be deceiving. Maybe that happens from just sitting around waiting for the Fink to need magic. Might consider using the ghoul as a training partner.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Does that mean the jumping jacks were real?

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    Geophyzz  about 7 years ago

    DO NOT follow the Whizz’s example of fingertip pushups. I did them for about 40 years, and had 30 years of mild rheumatism in my fingers. Having given up on them, my fingers are now fine.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 7 years ago

    “But did you see what a great first pushup I did?”

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    jbruins84341  about 6 years ago

    Heard of a woman who re-named her toilet from “John” to “Jim.” That way, she could say that the first thing she did in the morning was to go to the Jim.

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