B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 26, 2017

Then there’s the mint julep on coming out on Kentucky Derby Day.

Mother’s Day mimosas, New year’s champagne, National Pickle Day pickletini…

Aspirin and coffee work together on me to quickly cure my headaches.

Eggnog only works if you add extra bourbon.

The way our future looks for the next 3 years, make mine a morphine espresso.

to every thing there is a season

Do yourself a big favor, Curls. Don’t start consuming any of them at all.

It’s called ‘knowing your market’

What’s wrong with pumpkin spice or egg nog (around here you can even get pumpkin spice egg nog!)? And who needs aspirin when you can have liquor?!

Don’t let your doctor know about the aspirin. They look at me funny in that I take it. Ibuprofen causes intestinal bleeding in me, aspirin causes me no grief. Weird metabolism, I guess.

Mixing stimulants and blood thinners.

That’ll do ya!