Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 19, 2017

  1. Olive oyl phooey
    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 7 years ago

    Bear: “What’s your second guess?”

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  2. 70th birthday
    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    That pile is what’s left of the hiker.

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  3. Vlad2
    Oxnate  almost 7 years ago

    Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

    We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advanced warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise.

    We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him is case of an encounter with a bear.

    Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear shit has bells in it and smells like pepper.

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    Nyckname  almost 7 years ago

    “Scat” also means “GET OUT OF HERE!”.

    But you don’t have to outrun the bear; you just have to outrun the other guy.

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  5. Triumph
    Daeder  almost 7 years ago

    “Does a bear text in the woods?”

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