You need to get a little sneaky, Abby… bring your usual lunch, but also bring some old fish in a tupperware. Heat up the fish, let it stink up the joint, then throw out the fish and eat your normal lunch. When Stewart asks where the smell is coming from, just say the old microwave. BOOM. new microwave the next day.
Bring the microwave in and SHOW him what’s wrong with it. And stop beating about, Abbs, it’s not BARELY working, it’s NOT working. If it’s not heating up things like it’s supposed to, then it’s not working.
This isn’t hard. Get yourself a small microwave. Bring it into your office. Keep it locked up. If anyone asks to use it, look at them as if they had lost their tiny, little mind, point to the “barely working” aka broken office microwave, and say NO.
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
Wusses
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 6 years ago
You need to get a little sneaky, Abby… bring your usual lunch, but also bring some old fish in a tupperware. Heat up the fish, let it stink up the joint, then throw out the fish and eat your normal lunch. When Stewart asks where the smell is coming from, just say the old microwave. BOOM. new microwave the next day.
scyphi26 over 6 years ago
Bring the microwave in and SHOW him what’s wrong with it. And stop beating about, Abbs, it’s not BARELY working, it’s NOT working. If it’s not heating up things like it’s supposed to, then it’s not working.
Ubintold over 6 years ago
And the spineless have spoken
deadheadzan over 6 years ago
Thrown under the bus by the wimps! Alien Hunter has a really good idea—- try that!
sew-so over 6 years ago
This isn’t hard. Get yourself a small microwave. Bring it into your office. Keep it locked up. If anyone asks to use it, look at them as if they had lost their tiny, little mind, point to the “barely working” aka broken office microwave, and say NO.
Comicsandcookies over 6 years ago
I thought therapists teach people how to give direct messages?? Physicians, heal thyselves!