Pickles by Brian Crane for January 15, 2018

Self-busted.

{tsk, tsk, tsk} Shame on you, Earl and Nelson.

And if they keep going on like this with that conversation, their food is going to get cold.

I like to keep an eye on my food when I pray. You never know….

Sheesh, who gives a flip? That was never a rule when we prayed.

The true core of religion, arguing about utterly trivial details.

Who will win the one-upsmanship battle?

The idea is to wink at others who don’t believe in the mumbo jumbo.

I once ate at a girlfriend’s house and her father said Grace. She was annoyed at him because he didn’t usually do it. He was a priest, though…..she was a biker chick!

Stop trying to get Grandpa into trouble, Nelson.

Well, he would get into trouble for something else anyway so…

xxx

We had the solution in the Navy, when some fool said "Who is going to say “grace” -some yahoo would yell “Grace!” and we would all dig in…..Simple….

I agree with Carlin the Great when it comes to religion. Any and all.