The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 08, 2018

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    Superfrog  almost 7 years ago

    No defecation without documentation!

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago

    Whoohoo! Let’s potty!

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    I.. want to rock the bowl all night … and potty every day!

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    Farside99  almost 7 years ago

    And here I thought it was my wife that used up so much TP. Now I know the real reason. I’ll have to show this to her and apologize.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    They can’t stop once they get on a roll….

    even though there’s gonna be clog dancing downstairs any minute.

    At least that might keep them from getting flushed with excitement!

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    Stevefk  almost 7 years ago

    How Charmin!

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    jreckard  almost 7 years ago

    This was soon followed by Evacuation Day.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Most of the participants found it an emotionally draining experience.

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    No seat in the government for these people. I guess lid-igation did not work.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    This whole thing is taxing.

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    Longplay Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    There was a dampening of the excitement after the first flush.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    My sole effort at haiku:

    How to hang TP:

    Loose end over front of roll

    Unless you have cats.

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    hoffquotes2  almost 7 years ago

    Downsizing?

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    hoffquotes2  almost 7 years ago

    Downsizing?

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    The participants aren’t exactly flush with excitement.

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    osceola  almost 7 years ago

    You would think that patriots would tp the Tree of Liberty. http://www.independent.org/store/lt_detail.asp

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    donald wayne  almost 7 years ago

    what a waste of expensive toilet paper. (it costs a LOT more than it did a few years ago!)

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    pcolli  almost 7 years ago

    Totally round the bend.

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    BubbleTape Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    that’s why in America!, we roll under, not over.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 7 years ago

    Yep, that’s how we do it; let’s roll!

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Gulliver’s gonna need a plumber.

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    Ushindi  almost 7 years ago

    “If there’s a debate in your household on the proper way to hang rolls of toilet paper, you can settle it in this fashion. In the drawings enclosed with the 1891 patent for the first toilet paper roll with perforated sheets, the roll is illustrated with the toilet paper hanging over the roll (towards the user) and not dangling down under in the rear of the roll.”

    (From “How-To Geek”…Jan. 8)

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    Helen Ferrieux  almost 7 years ago

    Sheesh, I wish I hadn’t eaten that rogaine lettuce yesterday

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    T- Mak  about 6 years ago

    Exactly where the political t-party should go. A supposed “grass roots” movement funded by the koch brothers, big tobacco, and big oil companies to be used to dupe their gullible base into supporting the kochs’ agenda. http://time.com/secret-origins-of-the-tea-party/

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    jr1234  about 4 years ago

    SPOILER ALERT, 2020 Covid TP shortage

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    sir-smells-a-lot  over 3 years ago

    no taxation without clogation

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    sir-smells-a-lot  over 3 years ago

    no taxation with out clogation

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