Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 25, 2018

How strange for a crossword to be religious.

Actually, “Nuts” has four letters

Figures. Some Republican compiled the puzzle.

GOG!

At least Google is real.

If you think so

All praise to da GOOGLE!!!

when comic strip artists try to up their search-engine ranking. lol.

God, this crossword is hard.

CIA, no wait, that’s who invented Google…

Gopher? Wait, that would reduce to GOP. Obviously the correct answer.

Gopher? Wait, that would reduce to GOP. Obviously the correct answer.

I remember Gopher! I also remember FTP and Telnet.

It’s actually D-O-G.

My Dad used to say that between Google and God, you can find all the answers!

G-O-P

Ask the Goggle God, I always say!

Ask the Goggle God, I always say!

Shouldn’t it be H.A.L 9000?

“Thou shalt have no other search engine before me…”

My first guess was Santa…

Keel da Google!

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2010/01/08

I think it’s Google too and whoever made that crossword didn’t double check it… On purpose.

xxx

Pastis, what’re you on break? Enough with the dumb pig jokes already!

Ironically, the term “pearls before swine” can be found in Matthew 7:6 of the Bible.

Jeez, Pastis! You’ve made tons of insults to public figures before; I would think roasting 2,000,000,000 people would be just a little too much!

And Chtulhu has too many letters.

“It knows if you are sleeping…” Buy the all new google camera

Why even answer with so many people opining? Well, God told me to. God says everyone but me has his/her own God that they pray to their way, whether it be pursuing money, sex, “the neon God they made” (Paul Simon), the memory of their Dad/Mom, whatever. The God you pray to is the God that rules your life. Be careful of that God’s attributes: they’ll kill you or bless you. Your choice. How you live is your prayer. So says my God. Amen.

God is good. Google is evil. I choose “God” over “goo” as the correct answer for Pig’s crossword puzzle.

“NSA” doesn’t begin with “GO”.

“NSA” doesn’t begin with “GO”.

“NSA” doesn’t begin with “GO”.

“NSA” doesn’t begin with “GO”.

This is Jan. 25th’s comic….why are they a day behind?

Time warp. GoComics is one day in the past.

The existing lines must be wrong because obviously the answer is C A T.

Pig, don’t answer! It’s a trap to make the comment section go crazy! (too late)

All praise to da Google!! Also my 19th birthday that day!

it’s God how could you miss that