Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 17, 2018

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    painedsmile  almost 7 years ago

    I was once headed for ANKRUPTCY on the low-speed LUTCH. Unfortunately, that occurrence failed to benefit me or the ORLD.

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    waycyber  almost 7 years ago

    My cephalopod has sprung a leak

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 7 years ago

    Teresa didn’t mention the bloody stool this guy had last night.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    “Men turned to gaze at him on the street; women glanced, and then hastily looked, unnecessarily hard, the other way; children stared.”

    https://books.google.com/books?id=aIArAQAAMAAJ&pg=PA358
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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 7 years ago

    They’ve got a bill fr everything.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 7 years ago

    A real money maker: Frog Applause Board Game!

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    INGSOC   almost 7 years ago

    The old ·indshield wipers on my car must be ·eplaced with new windshield ·ipers..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I’m confident in our ability to ▄ind a means whereby to maintain ▄olvency without actually contributing anything to the ▄orld, so long as there are people so foolish as to disengage their ▄abors from their currencies.

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago

    Also sprach Tighty Whitey Face.

    A meteor exploded and rattled our house last night.

    Is someone trying to tell me something?

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago

    My new word of the day: Bolide.

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago
    ▄ orld : It’s a small world, after all.
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    coltish1  almost 7 years ago

    The day the LED bulb became sentient and the world went mad.

    Might’ve already happened, as I look around.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 7 years ago

     

    After years of meticulous and painstaking research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:

    1.      Don’t you people ever sleep?

    2.      I don’t get it.

    3.      Finally! A Frog Applause™ that makes sense!

    4.      The overlords aren’t gonna like this.

    …. (and, if all else fails) …

    5.      ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ (Oops. I mean …) Spork!

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago

    More “robber” than “baron”.

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    Radish...   almost 7 years ago

    He’s the man with the light bulb head, he turns himself on when its dark.

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    SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su)  almost 7 years ago

    And they claim Lio is a scary comic. That’s a face that appears only in our worst nightmares. I can’t wait for that nightmare.

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    olivefoote  almost 7 years ago

    Where is his breathing hole?

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    olivefoote  almost 7 years ago

    Something you should never wear walking into a 7-Eleven. Even in winter!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 7 years ago

    Burger King please wrap that. Dairy Queen was seen in a crown, oh nothingness is all.

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago

    Homer Simpson, auditioning for Halloween.

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    Moralizing admonitions from a fat and crazed masker would be suspect even without typological deficiencies. So I tried seeing it as a coded message. HWBC[?] reminds me vaguely of a Swiss bank, but doesn’t Speak Truth, so to speak. Nor is there enough traffic for a satisfactory cryptanalysis.

    Thus, lamely, I give up….

    Score one for the nun.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 7 years ago

    Something very original "Outer Limits: about that guy.

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