Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 24, 2018

I’ll be back.

Don’t hold your breath.

You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to… you talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here.

Tell it to the Judge, misssy.

If I’ve done my job properly.

Or, if I haven’t been.

“She said I should be an astronaut”

“She said I should be an astronaut”

Suck it up! I plan on being here for a few more decades.

What, are we meant to be the crystal ball in this scenario?

I know, I know. But when’s dinner?

Kind wishes from my sister-in-law !

That was a base thing to say!

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Is this a litmus test for self-worth? Or paranoia?

You’d never read anything like this on Love Is …

Ahem ….Let me Field this one…

You hate me! You really hate me!

You sound like my mother.

And here I thought Teresa loved us, one and all. I feel unusually blue.

♥Yes, We Feel the Love♥

Isn’t that true of all of us? “Let him who is without sin cast the first stone”, Jesus.

Isn’t that true of all of us? “Let him who is without sin cast the first stone”, Jesus.

This is just Teresa’s way of saying she loves us. She’s actually directing her comments to visiting trolls or people who unsubscribe to FA. Who needs ’em?

Coming to a theater near you :

Drew is back… and so is her memory!

              50 Last Dates

Would you know how to facilitate this exigency?

I am disappointed in all regular FA commenters (incl. me).

Not a single one of us has said anything about that poor woman’s hair.

Well, that’s pretty blunt. But, being as this is Froglandia, I’m fairly sure it actually means something else….

What you see is what you get.

Kicked out of the world’s last will and testament.

I don’t think this is the time for Frog Applause to leave us. (No update, 10:24 UT) The world isn’t a better place yet!

The GC Overlords are stricken again!

Is this part of a new Snickers® bar campaign?

Hear that, democrats..?