Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 28, 2018

And what job would that be? Does it pay well?

I’m trying hard to figure out how Teresa made these faces look as they do? Weird. In a good way. Her lips are really plump.

The various asslessnesses — the different varieties of the condition of being without an ass — are difficult, yet pointless, to enumerate.

#hashtag

Uselessnesses

Asslessness comes from taking the cheeks apart and drawing faces on them. Painful procedure, I’ve heard.

I can relate.

When visitors travel to my country I expect them to speak my language.

When I travel to their country I expect them to speak my language.

#ObnoxiousAmerican

Assesslessnesses. I win!

Me know Froglandia.

Asslessnesses.

Because, when you’re looking for sibilant assonance, it’s the right thing to do.

#Wilford Brimley

I speak Froglandish.

There’s a little green frog swimming in the water

A little green frog, doing what he oughter

He jumped right off of the lily pad

That the little duck bit and he said, "I’m glad

I’m a little green frog swimming in the water

Glump glug, glump glug, glump glug glug"

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

#TheSecretLifeofMoai

I keep thinking I’ve seen her face before. Maybe the lady from the bunny tanker strip.

They’re on the FA page, but they do not seem to be on the same page..

Asslessnesses is a bane to all things Applausian and must be expunged for the good of Frog kind!

English me no! No know!

Non-stop self-centered Talkers do not necessarily deserve listeners; certainly not a Captive Audience. It is the very essence of Asslessness, and requires multiple chamberpots!

Any of the lamest Froglandians would know that (English them or not)….