The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 16, 2018

Open the doors, let ’em slug it out.

Those visitors sure have a case of shell shock.

Btw, wouldn’t the time it takes to go to jail be half of the sentence?

If ya can’t do the slime, don’t do the crime.

I guess the kids just needed to unwind a bit.

They’ve been feeling a bit sluggish ever since then.

I always thought that they were a little twisted.

Great ’toon and superb comments today!

Prisoner: Hey, kid! See this scar! You’ll get yours!

Guard: C’mon kid, let the scar go.

This is the cleaned up version. They usually pepper their language with a lot of cussing.

Better stay away from the Gastropod Gang

When salt is outlawed, only out laws will have salt.

I see a large salt shaker in that one cell. Wouldn’t that be considered contraband to the guards?

I love it! It was funny enough but the pun/play on words is even funnier! Kudos!

No battery?

Is that better than being assaulted with pepper(spray)…?

What, did they all gang up on Lot and his family?!

If you think time drags in human prison, that’s nothing compared to how slow the clock moves in snail jail!

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.