B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 30, 2018

Great job, turtle.

Heaven forfend. Here’s your mail.

Well at least he’s better than the poorly-drawn rhino this strip had for he last 3 days.

Hey, high-rise condos are the rage now.

Nor do we judge mailboxes, which is what I thought of when I first say this strip.

You haven’t seen me not judging flamingos either. I might be very judgmental about flamingos for all you know.

I have 10 flamingos and 2 turtles in my gardens. Of the artificial persuasion.

The first big foot track, since there is only one.

We only judge flamingos during the annual Ms. Flamingo pageant.

Plastic turtles talk!

Could be a mouse or spider is near by or perchance a cold morning.

The little seen Turtle Stork.

Flamingoes are cool.

Defensive, much?

Give him a flute and he could be the next Ian Anderson.

We would never judge you John – at least I wouldn’t.

I wasn’t judging you Turtle. Just wondering if you can stay upright when that freeloading bird lands on your shell.