Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 30, 2018

To which the suffers of smoking related illnesses should reply:

If you poison us, do we not die?

“Let’s prick him and find out.”

I’m pretty sure if you tickled him, he wouldn’t laugh – he’d sue.

I’ll go with the prick thing….

I’ll go with the “Beats me.”.

I’m still not sure how he rationalizes wearing a yarmulke at a Christian wedding.

The PR position was also known as “Designated Sacrifice”.

You tell ’em Shylock !

I thought he was an oil guy. What character am I confusing him with?

Who’s to say? After all, smoking does have devastating effects on one’s health.

Is this guy still around? If so, there’s a guy at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. that could use some legal advise

Two questions I always wished Congress would ask the executives with followups:

“Do you smoke? If not, why not?”

“At what age do you think your children should start smoking? If they don’t want to, would you encourage them to? After all, it is harmless, is it not?”