Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for February 28, 2018

USA Gold baby… gold…

Completely juiced and disrespecting our flag.

Murica!!

I actually found the Olympic curling rather entertaining, so I guess I’ll just have to cop to my dorkness.

Churling.

I didn’t know that he was Russian – only they are crazy enough to chemically augment their curling team!

When is Calvinball going to become an Olympic sport. Summer Olympics, of course – so it’s not to late to start petitioning for it!

16 Oz. Jucing…

Way to get around infringing on the Olympic ring trademark. Turn ’em upside down.

Disrespecting the Canadian national sport, eh.

Canadians are much tougher than people think. Their two favorite sports involve a semi-controlled riot on ice where they flail away at each other with sticks and then send 90 mph hard rubber disks at someone who has agreed to stand there and be shot at. When they want to relax, they whack their stones together on the ice. They are either way tough, or their brain have been frozen. May be both.

Now, THIS I would watch.

Love it!

Very Alice-in-Wonderlandish with Opus n Bill standing, er, sitting, er, substituting for the hedgehogs!

No, it isn’t a Chinese ornament. No matter where it is made, it is a symbol of America. Would I prefer it to be made here? Sure, but you can thank businesses there who made it cheaper and the retailers here who went for the dollar rather than support our local makers.

This is hilarious. I laughed so hard.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

In which Opus finds his Purpose in Life!

This is a great spectator sport, though, like Abby, I’m not sure what it’s called….

Just whacked.

a few more martinis and the sport changes to hurling