Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 20, 2018

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    oldpine52  over 6 years ago

    What would they say? They’d say,‘my eyes, my eyes!’

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    danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    It would take a lot of guts to wear that…so I guess you’re covered.

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    WilliamRichmond  over 6 years ago

    Wiz is about to be in the doghouse

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    To cop a line from a space movie: a woman who looked like her and wore a bikini in public would be afraid of nothing.

    For that matter, imagine if everyone on a beach wore a one size fits all speedo. Even the sand would run for the water.

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    Jaw Jacker  over 6 years ago

    People would say “no dogs on the beach” lol

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Wow, I did not realize it until now, but Blanch and Broom Hilda certainly have much in common, they can go skinny dipping together (disgusts). Perhaps he should have married her instead.

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    tuslog1964  over 6 years ago

    Wouldn’t say anything – just throw up! Reminds me of lines from an old TV show: “I’ll have you know, when I walk down the street, the men still turn their heads!” “Yeah, but which way?”

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    Daniel II  over 6 years ago

    Blanch is married to the Wizard of ID, why doesn’t she have him cast a spell on her to give her a slim figure?

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    Ed Brault Premium Member over 6 years ago

    And the miracle is: She let him live!

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    brklnbern  over 6 years ago

    True probably a great many insults.

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