Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 08, 2018

I think of it as my License To Lame.

I wonder how much money was spent on that study?

Original documents were included as a Cracker Jack® prize..

Hm.

I can’t think of anything to say about today’s comic, but I really, really like that ♥Yes, We Feel the Love♥ is easier to see at the top of the page. When we click on it, there should be a pic of Vlad, too. What say you, Sr. Tee of Pet Lameness?

AFTERWORD: This, gentle reader, will be the final installment of Misty’s Mysteries. I find that the character has become stilted, stale and predictable. But do not fear. I have been inspired to produce a new character, The Psychonaut, who will be exploring the dark realm of awareness in a new series called Dark Realms. I will also be returning to pencil and paper, as I find these new artificially intelligent dictation devices a bit too difficult to use. They keep interrupting me with minor points of grammar and such that will be ironed out in the final draft. And don’t forget to look for all the other fine works available from Lunar Sea! My driver Amanpal says it is time to go now, and so I shall away!

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Granted special dispensation? More like purchased.

Rich people can get away with anything.

Now we all feel special. So special. So very special.

Close Call

Anyway

Dispensation? We don’ need no steenkin dispensation! Vamenos!

I’ve never been given a “special” anything. Wow.

Where normally we give up lame for lent.

I’m an illegal immigrant to Froglandia. I came for the lure of the lame.

And it comes with an excommunication from Family Circus.

https://youtu.be/yi6NZCPYYxI

Who dispenses the dispensations around here?

My mollyclogs have permanent hue lines now

Now I’m no expert on canonical law of The One True Church, but I thought dispensation was necessary only to authorize something which would normally be immoral ….

Oh. Never mind.

A Special Dispensation ? I thought all you had to do was say 5 Our Fathers, 10 Hail Marys, and make a good Act of Contrition ?

Since when did Dada need special dispensation? … or is that a lame question … hmmm ….

Don’t need dispensation; I gave up reading Frog Applause for Lent.

Some blue-nosed pencil-necked geek, given a “special dispensation” to read the Frog Applause, as if he were a regular lame guy in Froglandia? What is this?! A marketing ploy to gain more subscribers? Just who is doing the dispensing here?

Oh, sister, dear sister, someone’s dispensing with Frog Applause, and I’m feeling so sad!