Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 16, 2018

“But you could help me with my injured arm. Augh! Fortunately it’s only a flesh wound.”

SWLABR.

Feeling and getting. 2 very different things.

I think he’s wishing for a motorboat.or that he was a motorboat.not sure what the correct wording would be.

<— knows how to ruin a joke though!

He was trying to pull a ‘lepre-con’…

Come on, baby. That “little people” thing is just a figure of speech. Have I showed you where you can kiss the Blarney Stone?

Hey sweetie! I got your lucky charms right here. Look into my pants. Yes same place I keep the map.xD. Would it have been different if Dirty Harry was played by a leprechaun….”Do you feel lucky? Well do ya punk” would it have a different feel? Well??XD

Had to dig a bit, but here are the properties of the marshmallow bits:

1.Hearts – power to bring things to life

2.Shooting Stars – power to fly

3.Horseshoes – power to speed things up

4.Clovers – luck, but you will never know what kind of luck you will get

5.Blue Moons – power of invisibility

6.Rainbows – instantaneous travel from place to place

7.Balloons – power to make things float

8.Hourglass – power to control time

The fun is applying these to John’s strip today….

And if I remember a line from the commercial; “I forgot how good these taste!”

I went back and read her line again…. “Lucky” is the leprechaun’s name, so that’s kinda kinky.

So he calls whatever he’s feeling, “Lucky”?

She resembles Maureen O’Hara, except for the hair (it should be red).

She resembles Maureen O’Hara, except for the hair (it should be red).

John, your original artwork has hair closer to Ms. O’Hara’s. But, nice work on your rendition.

It’s hard to impress a woman when you’re one of the little people.

Wealth makes up for small size, though. Ask … oops nearly got into what some consider politics.