Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2018

Maybe Pig can qualify for SSI.

Can I get a disability sticker for my car?

Garfield would have that conversation with Jon Arbuckle too I’m sure.

I’d leave a comment here, but I am too lazy to do so.

Dang it, I didn’t make it to the gym this morning…

That makes 203 days in a row.

The Laziness may be real, but that does not make it a disability.

I make the very same joke to my friends.

Q: What is the most common form of excersise among lazy people?A: Diddly squats.

Disabling an imagined disability takes great Mental Agility, I guess!

If you fail to take care of your health, which requires a lot more than just going to the gym (although that’s a good place to start), pig will have more disabilities than just laziness.

Hmm..does procrastination count as disability?

Well, if that’s true, my disability is severe! LOL!

We had a termite infestation in the basement. I told the exterminator we would have caught it earlier, but they were chewing up the windowsill directly in front of our exercise equipment.

I have an allergy to gyms – don’t want to get anaphylactic shock.

Too real

It’s as legitimate as a lot of “disabilities” I hear about nowadays!

Pig is a victim of laziness

I wonder many years until laziness does become a “disability”?

Judging by about half the people I see with disability stickers on their cars, it seems like it is a real disability, as I don’t see anything else wrong with them.

Normally I read PBS and think: “Poor Pig!” But today, Pig is my “spirit animal”! ;-)

If laziness were a true disability, I’d be collecting a check!

Instant Solution; rename your toilet from John to Jim. Then you can truthfully say you went to the Jim everyday.

Oh, I have that, too.

Whether laziness is a disability or not, I endorse Pig’s not going to the gym. If -perish the thought!- he wishes to exercise more, he can do it at home, and with little or no special equipment….

My favorite piece of equipment at the gym is the candy machine.

Nice excuse, Pig..

This is meh when its time to run

This is meh

Rat, you once said your disability is that you can’t stand idiots.