Close to Home by John McPherson for December 09, 2010
December 08, 2010
December 10, 2010
Transcript:
Computer: Memo to employee lyle zincott: Please disregard this morning's termination notice, which was sent to you in error.
Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty emails to his boss, three vice presidents and the CEO.
We used to have Novell Groupwise at work. When you recalled a message, you could get it back as long as it wasn’t opened, and no one was the wiser. We went to Outlook, which sends a message that you would like to recall a message, which just draws attention to the original message…
yeah. just copy the oops msg he just got, and say the flame notes were sent ¨in error¨, and his attorney will negotiate how many sets of zeros follow the 1 for that oops msg.
Yeah, know the feeling, we had an e-mail carrier with a “forward to all” button, somehow I sent it to everyone with an email address at the college. Thank goodness it was a positive email about a guy throwing starfish back into the ocean, the story basically is: two men walking the shoreline and one is picking up and throwing the starfish back into the ocean, the other guy asks “why it won’t make a difference” and he responds, it makes a difference to that one.” Got a lot of positive responses, even one from the college president who used it in one of his speaches. When I checked 85% of the people opened it within minutes. I did go into the boss as soon as I did it, and he went and opened it up and came in a few minutes later telling me to be more careful. I’m thanksful it was a good e-mail! Never made that mistake again.
magnamax almost 14 years ago
Oh how I wish you could take back an e-mail
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The original design allowed for the sender to be able to know the status (unread, read) and UNDO (take it back).
UNDO is good concept.
I had a non-IBM & non-APPLE computer with a hard-wired ‘UNDO’ button.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
So much for using them for references.
Plods with ...™ almost 14 years ago
You can take back an email from outlook if it hasn’t been read yet.
Wildcard24365 almost 14 years ago
We used to have Novell Groupwise at work. When you recalled a message, you could get it back as long as it wasn’t opened, and no one was the wiser. We went to Outlook, which sends a message that you would like to recall a message, which just draws attention to the original message…
rw1h almost 14 years ago
Well Lyle, you might as well just go ahead and go postal. The damage has already been done……………..
syke34 almost 14 years ago
Honestly Boss it wasn’t me, somebody must’ve used my computer while I was gone excuse.
RadioTom almost 14 years ago
Actually, maybe that’s WHY the termination notice was rescinded…
Totalloser Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Lyle remembered : Always Burn your bridges when you leave a job
dfowensby almost 14 years ago
yeah. just copy the oops msg he just got, and say the flame notes were sent ¨in error¨, and his attorney will negotiate how many sets of zeros follow the 1 for that oops msg.
ACEIZGR8 almost 14 years ago
Yeah, know the feeling, we had an e-mail carrier with a “forward to all” button, somehow I sent it to everyone with an email address at the college. Thank goodness it was a positive email about a guy throwing starfish back into the ocean, the story basically is: two men walking the shoreline and one is picking up and throwing the starfish back into the ocean, the other guy asks “why it won’t make a difference” and he responds, it makes a difference to that one.” Got a lot of positive responses, even one from the college president who used it in one of his speaches. When I checked 85% of the people opened it within minutes. I did go into the boss as soon as I did it, and he went and opened it up and came in a few minutes later telling me to be more careful. I’m thanksful it was a good e-mail! Never made that mistake again.