Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 25, 2018

And the very next day, striped pants were doing better. Much, much better.

http://lafinlarry.net/faas/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=18&sid=9100668a8bfd93f1c9adc030285b2c5d#p134

I haven’t got a clue.

If the game were played the same as always, this has absolutely no bearing on the outcome except to screw my mind up and down. The envelope please.

It’s not that Mrs. Peacock isn’t entirely delightful. It was a poor year for mangoes.

Why would one want either?

4 out of 5 Battologists surveyed recommend Frog Applause™ to readers who forgot what style of pants Black Hole Guy was wearing in yesterday’s strip.

Oh, these dinner parties always get so chaotic when I invite Colonel Mustard and Mrs. Peacock!

the worms crawl in

the worms crawl out

in your stomach

and out your mouth…..

Teller: OK, listen closely, Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left in the boat.

Victim: Repete!

Teller: Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left?

Victim: I already told you! Repete!

Frankly, Miss Scarlett, I don’t give a damn !

Neil Young claims Donald Trump is lacking something.

https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Neil-Young-Daryl-Hannah-Paradox-Donald-Trump-12778892.php#photo-5999478

Cowardly, cowardly custard, can’t cut the mustard..

Poor Mrs. Peacock! This must be a terrible blow to her vanity! —But why would she have a vanity in her library? Inferior desecration!

Colonel Mustard in the conservatory? Colonel Mustard in the conservatory? Colonel Mustard…—oh, heck, yes man! Yesmen everywhere are yessing for Colonel Mustard and his regiment of repetitious rowdies!

Now, get on with the Lameness, if you please. Those stripes are flattering, if “tall and lanky” is your Thing….

He’s the Butler, he likes to keep the household tidy..