The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 13, 2018

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    santa72404  over 6 years ago

    Always wondered where rubber chickens came from.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    But you have to go to the ranch to see the balloon dogs being raised.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 6 years ago

    “Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go…down to Junior’s Farm where I can lay low…”

    …aaand now that song is stuck in my head. Thanks, me!

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    jreckard  over 6 years ago

    Most comedy today drives right by this farm, getting their material … well, elsewhere.

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    uniquename  over 6 years ago

    Where do they grow the flowers that squirt water? Must be where they plant the squeeze bulbs.

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    Mr. Peterson  over 6 years ago

    Why am I reminded of the movie Motel Hell?

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    Plods with ...™  over 6 years ago

    “… where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats…..”

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    Shawn Black Premium Member over 6 years ago

    if something tastes funny, it must be clowns (little bit o’ cannibal humor [very little])

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    enigmamz  over 6 years ago

    Do they grow anything that’s been funny in the past 40 years?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago

    And I suppose that over in the pasture, the cows are producing fake cow pies.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Funny Farm” with Chevy Chase. Very funny movie.

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    J Short  over 6 years ago

    She kept getting wet. Turns out some friends gave her the Dribble Watering Can.

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    osceola  over 6 years ago

    So, the old farmer’s wife joke, eh?

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    posstockhoarder  over 6 years ago

    Is that a chicken joke!?

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    Herb L 1954  over 6 years ago

    Fake glasses,nose,and mustache?Clyde Crashcup should get a royalty check

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    Lablubber   over 6 years ago

    Is this where I vote for Eisenhower?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    Don’t water the joy buzzers.

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    onespiceybbw  over 6 years ago

    All those whoopie cushions explain the overabundance of methane in the atmosphere.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Is that Chevy Chase’s mother?

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    rgcviper  over 6 years ago

    Ha. Some people I know and I used to joke about sending each other to the funny farm.

    Made me laugh.

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    Banana Cat  about 6 years ago

    Don’t forget to water the fake fruits!

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