Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 16, 2018

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    Adiraiju  over 6 years ago

    That’s the sort of agreement you hope you never learn what it was about!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 6 years ago

    Well the president and many corporations demand you sign one before you can work for them.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 6 years ago

    ROTFLMAO

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    Hey, if I can get money by selling my right to free speech under the first amendment, can I also sell my second amendment rights, too? My voting rights are going to the highest bidder…You know, like John Bonior….

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    BTW, I hope nobody tries to turn this into a political thing…….Where do you get one of those lamps again?

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    somebodyshort  over 6 years ago

    " It was a dark and Stormy night . . . . . . . "

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    Thank you, Dkregs. I had no idea! Should have though, I guess….

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    Say What? Premium Member over 6 years ago

    It’s going to be one of those weeks.

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    Only trouble with that, Danae, there’s no one to leak what you can’t discuss. In DC, leaks are so prevalent, NDA’s are only mentioned in passing as a reason why I shouldn’t be telling you this because . . .

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 6 years ago

    Ah, bureaucracy – don’t you just love it?

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    DiminishedFirst  over 6 years ago

    An NDA is giving up the right for free speech? I suppose. In my business, not signing one is often giving up the freedom to receive money from a client.

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    cabalonrye  over 6 years ago

    Someone is getting ready to show her school report to her dad. By tricking dad like that, she is forbidding herself to present the report.

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    Great Wizard Nala  over 6 years ago

    I never had to sign a paper, but by law I was forbidden to discuss most of my work. I was a tax auditor!

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    Masterskrain  over 6 years ago

    Wouldn’t it just be simpler to say “I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you”?

    Oh wait…with THIS “president”, his crime family, and his BFF Vlad, you more then likely WOULD end up dead from Polonium poisoning!
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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 6 years ago

    Dazed & Confused – Written by Jakes Holmes

    Secrets are fun to a certain degree

    But this one’s no fun cause the secret’s on me

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 6 years ago

    As I have said before, any attorney worth a damn should be able to void a NDA.

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    magicwalnut  over 6 years ago

    I hear thru the grapevine that my erstwhile second husband is being sued by his former employer for breaking an NDA by telling company secrets. A con man to the end. Do they never learn?

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    Bookworm  over 6 years ago

    “Where have all the secrets gone? Long time passing.

    Where have all the secrets gone. Long time ago.

    Where have all the secrets gone?

    Into shredders everywhere.

    When will we ever learn? Oh when will we ever learn."

    (Apologies to Pete Seeger and to Peter, Paul, and Mary.)

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    Bruce1253  over 6 years ago

    Only crooked con men demand. . . .Opps! I can’t talk about that.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    It will cost you a million dollars every time you talk about the NDA.

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    bj_strickland  over 6 years ago

    I sense many new headaches coming for Danae’s teachers. Time to refill the aspirin bottle.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I sign NDAs all the time, only the people who send them to me call them EULAs.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    ^Very elegant twisting of logic there.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Say what you mean, and mean what you say.

    “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.” “The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.” “The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.”
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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 6 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty is a cannon, not a humanoid egg.

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