Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 24, 2018

And sleeping beauty awaits a prince.

Whatever became of him?

ROFLMAO, for every prediction for the end of the world, another seems to follow.

The end of one Era, the beginning of another. The Neanderthals were both tough and smart. But they may have been hide bound and that limited them where Homo Sapiens wasn’t. But that has changed today. Now we are the hardheaded ones ignoring change and doing nothing about what we have done en mass.

Any day now.

The universe could end at any moment if a vacuum metastability event, or vacuum decay, occurs where a bubble from another universe enters ours. It will annihilate our universe at the speed of light. Enjoy!

“The end is near,

no more pizza and beer.”

Not what Adam wanted to hear,

but now Eve is here.

Jed: Right! Just like the Kennedy Bootleggers!

Um … wasn’t Adam and Eve suppose to be the only man and woman? Pretty sure I read that somewhere. Where did this guy come from?

I just want to know what ‘end’ he was declaring. It’s been a while …

Hospital gown

The missing link

I read a statistic that said as much as 2.6% of a person’s DNA could be Neanderthal, so I guess there’s something left of them after all.

So in this version, Adam is offering Eve the apple. That’s more like it. “The fall of woman.”

Eve ate the apple first then offered it to Adam. His excuse when God asked him why he had disobeyed? “That woman you gave me!”. Her excuse? “The snake made me do it!”.

LOL! indeed. However, why is Eve clothed. They didn’t become ashamed of their naked bodies until after eating the apple. :D

My favorite prophet. He wrote the Book of Neanderthalis.

Just once I wish a cartoonist would have the courage to draw a short haired eve

He ‘s Thag from the Far Side. He’ll show up later at a book signing.

All Adam had to say was: No babe, I have an apple allergy.

If I were under that tree and if it had been a honeycrisp cultivar, those apples would have been quickly consumed resulting in eternal global happiness because honeycrisp apples are just that good.

Adam is suggesting that they eat the apple, but she’ll get the blame.

He became a Politician!

History’s first and second cults.

Now there are 7.8 billion of these creatures on earth

“Religion. It’s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.” – Jon Stewart

According to the Old Testament, as written in Aramaic (the oldest written language closest to the language used when the Old Testament was an oral history) states that the Elohim (a plural form that translates to “the Gods”) created man out of dust. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elohim

Later on, Jehovah created Adam and installed him in the Garden of Eden as a little experiment, along with Lilith, making both equally out of the dust. Lilith turned out to have the excrement-able opinion that she was equal to Adam, and she was disposed of, so Jehovah could make a subservient mate for Adam. The descendants of Adam and Eve, the “chosen people” became the Jews.

In the meantime, the rest of humanity, descended from the first batch of “mud people” and worshiping a panoply of Gods, had spread out across the rest of the world. Some of them were around to provide mates to the descendants of Adam and Eve as they spread out.

Jews, Christians, and Muslims all look the same to me – all tracing their lineage back to that little science experiment in the desert.

Oh, careful there Mr Miller EVERYONE knows it was ALL Eve’s fault…smirk