Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 11, 2018

Hudson, admit it. You would have eaten it if you found it first.

Five months is 35 months (or two years and 11 months) in dog time.

So, who gets to pay the vet bill?

Gulp is right!

When he was little, my son left one of those in his raincoat pocket. For weeks we thought something had died inside the wall.

Hudson was just trying to talk Ponch out of it so that he could eat it. Though he should have known better.

Aw shoot! Now he’ll have to wait 30 months before he can go swimming.

If it hasn´t been eaten by insects when he gets it, then it is either so full of chemicals it can last or so bad even the insects won´t touch it.

I would never have looked at that thing and thought “hot dog”.

Probably left by the Meatser Bunny.

It would have frozen over the winter anyway, so might be safe. Unless, of course, Poncho lives in a southern climate then all bets are off.

Dogs even care how long?

At first, I thought he should have shared with Hudson…..then I remembered it was Poncho.

I think I heard once that wieners can go so bad that they come around to being good again. Sort of like kimchi. Maybe not. Perhaps it was politicians.

Is it just me, or is panel 3 a bit suggestive?