Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 02, 2010

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Quit doing yer nails, and drive!

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    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 14 years ago

    I can see how that bar with the swings would be all kindsa trouble once the patrons had a few drinks in ‘em.

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    Sisyphos  almost 14 years ago

    Queasy stomach? You are turning colors faster than a traffic light, and with all the emotion of Road Rage!

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I was saying that just this afternoon to the woman who wouldn’t move at a green light because she wanted to go into the Subway driveway just before it.

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    kilioopu  almost 14 years ago

    Being called a “nincompoop” is not so bad…

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    LocoOwl  almost 14 years ago

    A truly colorful strip today!!

    Those pea weevil holes on the blog look nasty!

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    J.BenjaminDalton  almost 14 years ago

    I’m an electrician. I’ll wire you to stay green; and disconnect the speaker.

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    coltish1  almost 14 years ago

    For whatever reason, I am reminded of the late, great Madeline Kahn: “Coming and going, and going and coming, and always too soon!”

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    Fred Kuechenmeister  almost 14 years ago

    yet again a FA reader has some how read my mind… just as olmail said a few minutes ago…. first thought that crossed my mind was… that reminded me of High School dating (a long time ago…) the young ladies could torture a “gentleman” by the old no no no yes game… worse were the ones who at the end of the date would say something like…”I wanted you to do… whatever, I was just saying ‘no’….” Of course that would guarantee a second/third date only to have the scenario replayed, and replayed… the ‘bad-boys’ on the other hand just never stopped… always got ‘lucky’, often producing prodigy often raised by the ‘nice-guys’… often without a clue…. ah, the good ol’ days……. the stuff of “soap opera”

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I thought the one in the middle says:

    FLOOR it, you fool! the light is going to change!

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    cleokaya  almost 14 years ago

    re: the blog. Mechanical problems and wardrobe malfunctions, might just as well go back to bed. The day isn’t going to improve.

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    rockyriku  almost 14 years ago

    I wish this was a bumper sticker, not that I would use it because bumper stickers on my own car are sort of tacky, but I would definitely, seriously consider putting this on my car….possibly…maybe…

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    Nairebis  almost 14 years ago

    Not to be pedantic (which, of course, is the signal that someone is about to become annoyingly pedantic), but a yellow light doesn’t mean “proceed with caution”, it means, “prepare to stop, if safe.”

    But for double entendre purposes, I approve of this strip using the incorrect meaning. Apparently Vlad needed a not-so-subtle hint. Theresa even had the colored strobe lights going!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-RS7c6TiOQ

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    Nairebis  almost 14 years ago

    As long as Theresa and I are posting wacky 80s videos, allow me to contribute this one. I think the general bizarreness combined with the 1920s style and song fits well with Frog Blog.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY

    Somehow I just know Theresa will like this one (if she hasn’t seen it before). :) Make sure you notice the head slide at 0:29 and 1:27. It’s awesome.

    Then for another treat, click on Fred Astaire version in the suggestions, which has a great version of Astaire dancing with a chorus of himself. Also don’t miss the “Star Wars Force Pull” of his cane.

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    androgenoide  almost 14 years ago

    @TruckDriverFritz… It was only the “nice” girls who used that technique to train boys to be date rapists. If only we were all born with an innate understanding of the concept of unintended consequences!

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    trekkermint  almost 14 years ago

    http://tinyurl.com/26lfsrg

    frog style happy ads

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    Oxnate  almost 14 years ago

    If everyone is posting videos, I have one I’d like to share. Unfortunately the original version was taken down.

    Best approximation:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY

    If you can’t understand him, it’s understandable. I understand he was drunk and/or high when this was recorded.

    If you want to know what he was saying. Lyrics version:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv0hlbWpa1w

    This is hands-down THE best Christmas song ever. And certainly the most FA worthy.

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