Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 03, 2010
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Bitten by a radioactive person, Alan Berry found that he had gained the proportionate powers of...a human being!! The Adventures of HUMAN-MAN "All Too Human" Human-Man is using his power of observation to patrol MidCity, when... Human-Man: What's this? A note in my pocket? Meet me at 334 Eastern St Apartment 7C If you dare Signed, Your Worst Enemy Human-Man: A brazen challenge from a mysterious nemesis! I must not fail! Utilizing his power of bipedal locomotion, Human-Man walks into action! But the adventure takes an unexpected turn -- Human-Man: Wait a minute! This is MY APARTMENT! With the strength of ONE, he bursts in, searching everywhere, until... Human-Man: YOU!! Human-Man Reflection: Yes, you fool! You are YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY! Human-Man: NOOO! Human-Man Reflection: You're stupid! And you look ridiculous in that outfit! Human-Man Reflection: You're going to fail! Human-Man- UHN If I have a worst enemy... ...then I must have a BEST FRIEND! BEST FRIEND! HELP! Human-Man: Oh, CANINE-DOG! Stop drinking out of the toilet! Human-Man Reflection: Ha! Man's best friend! Canine-Dog: ARF! ARF! Next WORST! SUPERHERO! SIDEKICK! EVER!
Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Coming soon to a multiplex near you.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 14 years ago
That’s perplexing, jeffc42.
Rush Strong Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Do we return now to the dungeon, where Cervantes is cajoled into writing another ending?
T Gabriel Premium Member almost 14 years ago
My kind of hero. Anyone got some wool sox? Mine are in the wash.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Human-Man! Noble in reason, infinite in capacity! Human-Man! In form and moving, express and admirable! Human-Man! In action, like an angel! In apprehension, like a god! Who IS this Quintessence of Dust?!? He is Human-Man, Horatio! Take him for all in all, you’ll not look on his like again!
He dares do all that may become a Man; who dares more…IS NONE!
Donaldo Premium Member almost 14 years ago
at last… a realistic superhero
ickymungmung almost 14 years ago
I’m told that when threatened Human-Man can curl up into a ball!
jpozenel almost 14 years ago
Oh, how I love a good cliff-hanger!
pbarnrob almost 14 years ago
Delusions of adequacy…
6turtle9 almost 14 years ago
Actually, when threatened, Human-man denies responsibility and blames everyone else.
Tommy1733 almost 14 years ago
Using his powers of reason, he comes to a non-helpful conclusion… who do I know like that? Hmm, must be someone I know…