Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 24, 2018

Now, it’s a fluke.

The fish was probably floating belly up anyway.

He would only have thrown it in the formaldehyde with Travis anyway…

Now the fish is Flats the Flounder!

Oh no! Quick, run Fish back over to Poncho’s.

You should always give a gift based on what they like, not what you like. A piranha would have been more appropriate.

Today’s “Big Top” has the origin of Owen. Hurry! Look!

Now, Owen can have a pet…

“Something to smash?!?” Oh, thank you, Gary."

It’’s okay, Gary. They rarely last more than a week in most homes anyway….