Strange Brew by John Deering for May 01, 2018

Hey Jesus, you could have………brought some help back.

Took them that long to discover where the rocks were?

Another “reality” TV show bites the dust.

You’d better hurry. Sea levels are rising.

Reminds me of the story the Rev Jesse Jackson once told about how he never got credit for saving President Jimmy Carter’s life. Apparently the former President was out fishing one day when he accidently fell out of the boat. Rev Jesse Jackson just happened to be out on the lake at the same time. When he heard the commotion he got out of his boat and walked over to the other boat and lifted the President back in. The next day all the Press could report was that Rev Jesse Jackson couldn’t swim!

And they never spoke to each other again.

“Desert island?” I’m sure that somewhere there’s a desert island. But “deserted island” may be more appropriate. ;)

Deering: What do you mean by a “lie?”

Gilligan!

Still a pretty long walk, though.

Shades of “Beavis and Butt-head.”

Don’t believe anything jessejackson says

Don’t walk too far and watch out for the edge of the undersea mountain supporting your island. Look up Bermuda for an example.