Close to Home by John McPherson for May 10, 2018

That data is all the rave down in hell for some reason. I guess they think they’ll be able to use it on earth or something like that.

I don’t have a problem with that as long as he remembers to point out that heaven is a ‘bug-free’ zone.

He’s a card, that Saint Pete. A real cut-up. I would like to have been a fly on the wall when Don Rickles arrived.

I rode motorcycle for years and may have a pile that big!

So that’s why I’m overweight!

Lets not forget the peck of dirt…

Having to pull onto the shoulder in a remote area to clean your visor by licking it; is the worst!

Hmm- I have seen bikes with windshields- not manly enough?