Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 29, 2018

You wouldn’t believe what it takes to shape and fix my pyramid. You get used to the smell, though.

From what I can see, that’s a square pyramid, dude.

Allergens thrive and gather on my pyramid.

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise, I’m not Gomer either.

They’ll be ga-ga at the go-go

When they see me in my toga

My toga made of blond

Brilliantined

Pyramidical hair!

Nesting mummified birds will come out to nosedive anyone if they happen to approach too close..

Tut, Tut … is this one of the EE-gyp-TOL-o-gists from 2 days ago?

Was this pyramid built by Alien Visitors over 20000 years ago? —Stay tuned for the shocking revelation, right after this important commercial message!

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And now back to our program. When young Brass Orchid first appeared in public with his spectacular pyramidal beard, a firestorm of scrutiny brought to light an unlikely 19th-century progenitor, whose image you now see….

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Is he the head of that scheme?