I once walked up to a guy, who was obviously on his first date, and told him, “Let her talk!” (He was rambling on incessantly while all she did was nod and smile…"
And whatever you do…don’t talk with food in your mouth. No one wants to see it. That and no texting your friends back and forth throughout the date. Those are my biggest suggestions.
chris_weaver over 6 years ago
A full service restaurant!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
That’s what I call a full service restaurant.
Jonathan Lemon creator over 6 years ago
…and Hal David wrote the words.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 6 years ago
Burt Bacharach writes the tunes.
kate over 6 years ago
Tips from a waiter.
Greyhame over 6 years ago
Monty Python sketch!
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 6 years ago
There was a time or two when I could have used that, as I recall. I was 11 at the time and we were at the beach, but still.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
They just needed to buy some thyme. Many words were spoken in-gest.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago
May I suggest philosophers?
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago
Reminds me of an episode of TBBT. Congrats on the “Shamy” wedding last night. Time to wrap up the series.
WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago
I once walked up to a guy, who was obviously on his first date, and told him, “Let her talk!” (He was rambling on incessantly while all she did was nod and smile…"
PoodleGroomer over 6 years ago
Our web page has lots of suggested links for your phone.
Needles2sayu~sewFunny over 6 years ago
And whatever you do…don’t talk with food in your mouth. No one wants to see it. That and no texting your friends back and forth throughout the date. Those are my biggest suggestions.