Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 01, 2018

Who can take the full measure of a tapeworm?

There are flesh girls out in their baiting suits….

And fascists in their Heil-heeled boots….

But being neither a parboiler nor a splendid pea…

I ignore the normal, normally.

Comics Poetry? What did I walk into?

I don’t hate your unsupple or supple guts, Ms. T.

You cannot resist to twist your wrist, resting from wresting the wrestling woebegone

Not Johnny Cash songs. Not today, nor last week. Today it was Nine Inch Nails, Hurt. Performed in my Johnny Cash voice. Nobody threw any money. Somebody called the police. If I hadn’t been standing in my shopping cart, I might have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling soups and their damp labradoodle.

Cloudy, with a slight chance of light hoisted wool overhead..

https://youtu.be/uM7HlfrqHH4

Words smurds

How many of you (like me) clicked on the “continued” arrow at the bottom right, knowing that it wasn’t active, but unable to keep yourself from trying it anyway?

Frog Applause, the tape worm in the sheep called GoComics.

I hear that train a comin’ …

And it burns, burns, burns ….

You’re a lost cause, cause of being lost is you, you lost being a cause, no cause is you, you is no cause, you are the fallen king of Causistan.

You grab a shovel, I’ll bring a hoe, scramblin’ up some rotten eggs, ready for the puppet show.

No one is an aisle / entire of itself / everyone is a part of the retail / a part of the main street/ if a clod be washed away by the taxes / moola is the less / any ones freeganism diminishes me / because I am involved in buykind

Smooth move supple guts, you’ve taken sh1t talkin’ and circumlocution to new heights of lame.

I’ve not heard of cooking eggs on a shovel, but have certainly seen that they can be served on a shovel (amongst other things).

http://lafinlarry.net/faas/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16&start=1430#p5650

Whether it’s Brooks Brothers or the Order of the Garter, today’s comic poetry will go down more easily if consumed along with musical accompaniment provided by recordings of the late Man In Black. Even in the soup aisle!

It’s iterative….

I don’t think that tapeworm is quite done with that sheep yet.

I wish Vlad were here, he’d play that tapewormsheep like a bagpipe.

Can I tap dance in the grocery store aisle to AC/DC muzak?

@MEH. There are several videos devoted to cooking eggs on a shovel. Here’s a good one:

https://bushcraftvideos.woodsandrocks.com/8-video/1275-cooking-eggs-on-a-shovel