Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 16, 2018

Is her name Erin? I have a suggestion.

Funny timing. just today I was visiting a client and noticed on her wall a cute placard that went something like this: " A good friend is like a good bra." To get it right, I went to Google:

“A friend is like a good bra: hard to find, comfortable, supportive, always lifts you up, makes you look better, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, and always close to your heart.”

Speaking only for myself, I always considered them a little like gift wrap….

You should get yourself checked out if you need to strain the milk you are lactating.

For students, they look curiously middle-aged.

Then, you’ve bought the wrong size.

I knew Kirby drew the Fantastic Four, but I had no idea he also did the Dynamic Duo.

And with that she was voted most likely to get laid.

Well take out some of the tissue paper then. You’ve got enough packed in there to reforest a couple of acres in the Amazon.

Wasting time on an a$$ man.

I like ’em all.

I’m too old for redheads. Fun but dangerous.

Stereotypical joke. Men are only interested in women with large breasts.

Thank you, John.

Love those freckles!

(I’ll stop right there.)

Don’t you recognize Emma Stone from “Easy A”?