Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 02, 2018

Is Stephan sorry?

this is not saif

at least Zebra can use the scimitar to ward off the crocodiles which prey upon him

Someone’s asking for a beheading…

Rat should have brought the said with him for the talk.

Suggestion for Stephan: “Careers”.

He didn’t want to “Risk” it in a “Mousetrap”, too many “Chutes and Ladders” to mess with.

Zebra should’ve kept his money in a safe. Better safe in a safe than a saif than ‘sorry’!

rolls his eyes and groans

´cause you say it best … when you say nothing at aaaaaaalll.

Well, Toon-Boy DOES have a Monopoly on bad puns…too bad that he’ll never get a Clue…

Whose ‘Sorry’, now?

Stephan’s just Sorry he didn’t get the Reuben again.

Once there was a Pakistani spy who was caught on a mission in India. He was offered the choice of execution by scimitar or absorption into Indian culture, which meant that he would have to wear traditional Indian dress. he was so adverse to anything Indian that he exclaimed, “Better saif than sari!”

Keep the money in Monopoly to make that game more interesting.

I didn’t know that Zebra is in protective custody. Of course living in a Saif house is better than the alternative.

The pun is illogical. Is he hiding the cash in the saif rather than in the ‘Sorry’ game or was he protecting the cash with the game? Does the saif have a hollow handle or does the game have a wooden board? I’m so confused!

As I recall, there is a safe space on the Sorry game board.

This would have worked really well if he had traded the Sorry for the saif.

I don’t even remember how to play “Sorry”

It’s Saif if you “Don’t Whiz on the Electric Fence”!

Is this what passes for cutting edge humour?

Folks, Please! Don’t encourage him.

Forget ‘Sorry’, Rat’s about to give Stephan some ‘Aggravation’.

I’m not Sorry. I’m just board, not game for you.

See? He’s left-handed.

I do hope that Cartoon-Boy doesn’t lose his head over this punny stuff, but on the other hand he should be taking whatever steps are necessary to keep Rat from getting his hands on that saif. No one is safe from a saif-wielding cracker….

It’s now saif to unplug your computer.

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