Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 02, 2018

And David makes two.

The sea gulls don’t think he’s a jerk. They think Wiz is a very nice person.

That way, Henry has something to eat.

But, he’s feeding them laxatives. Nice going, Wiz.

And the point is………..?

We can’t stop here! This is bat country!

I used to put a cracker on my siblings hat when they weren’t looking. Then the seagull would come and surprised the Dickens out of them.

I agree. Those guys really are asses.

Apparently, the girl is wearing a trikini.

Usually the out of state tourists who never seen seagulls.