Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 21, 2018

No wonder Calvin turns to Hobbes for love and support.

I have to say that Mom should be paying more attention to a child in the water if for safety alone!

Next, I suppose Calvin will imagine he is in a submarine and his mom is some kind of sea monster.

Mom will be interested when the water is over his head.

Calvin – mom’s watch (over) – they never look.

My mother, circa 1968

Don’t worry, Calvin, the eyes in the back of her head are watching!

When she’s ignoring what he’s sharing, and when she’s threatening him with physical harm.. ah, the old days. Well now too, it’s just called “abuse” now.

ah, the good old days before parents had their noses stuck in their phones.

and now the water’s up to my shorts….YEOW!!!

What a beautiful belly, Calvin!!

Calvin has knees? He barely has legs.

I didn’t know Calvin’s mom had such nice gams.

Mom’s on holidays. You are on your own kid. Good luck.

She said she was enthralled, Calvin. She just didn’t say she was enthralled with YOU.

Maybe when it gets up to your mouth you will hush…

Kids believe every little thing is impressive and they always want attention about it.

Mom’s paying more attention than she lets on but no, children at that age are not good at… deep thinking.