Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 14, 2018

Good to see Pig set attainable goals.

if it were a grocery list, would loaf pertain to bread or cheese? (I had always called the latter a brick; never knew it’s called a loaf)

Stop bread loafing around!

Pig is the original meat loaf.

Hmm. My list resembles that list. Only difference is my list also has steal food, go fishing, and snark on comment boards in it.

I keep my grocery list on the piano. At the top it says “Chopin Liszt”.

1. it 2. at3. that

Pig is a Loaf-a-holic.

Rat has ‘Punch’ on his, um, list.

roger that.

Speaking of bread hard as a brick, my aunt prided herself on her biscuits. We used them as hockey pucks. I think she passed her recipe and biscuit making methods to Terry Pratchett’s dwarfs (Pratchett’s spelling, not mine) for their numerous battle-breads.

He’s not a very good “loafer” if he found the time to write that down (thus impeding his (loafing")…

Reminds me of Abbott and Costello’s “Loafing” routine!

The confusion is pardonable. Your confusion, Pig, is more questionable….

I planned to take an hour-long nap this afternoon, but the phone woke me up after 30 minutes. Oh well, half a loaf is better than none!