Garfield by Jim Davis for December 09, 2010

What’s the matter with you Garfield? You forgot all your snacks.

Modern technology ruins another classic.

He keeps his List on a laptop

Rudolph, I don’t think giving Santa a GPS is a bright idea. If I were you, I’d start looking for a new job.

Innovation plus motivation can make just about anybody obsolete.

I feel old too. I need to learn how to use them fancy computer machines.

Necessity is the mother of laziness.

You’d think theres more to guiding a sleigh in a blazing snow storm than knowing which general direction to go…

We need to modernize that song. How about…

Twilight the Sparkling Vampire(Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer)

Twilight the Sparkling Vampire, had some very shiny clothes, and if you ever saw him, you would even say he glows. All of the other vampires, used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Twilight, join in any vampire games. Then one foggy Halloween, Satan came to say, “Twilight, with your clothes so bright, won’t you guard the crypt to night?” Then all the vampires loved him, and they shouted out with glee, “Twilight the Sparkling Vampire, you’ll go down in history!”

What’s a Santa and how do I get one?

Thanks, I feel old too.

Although my peers deny it, the traditional cape-and-spandex heroes are losing popularity and giving way to endowed nerds (Scott Pilgrim), tramps with magical creatures (Pokemon), giant blue aliens (Avatar) and enchanted martial artists (The Last Airbender). So, it’s only natural for Santa to be giving out iPads instead of tricycles for Christmas.

Wikileaks says Santa is a fictional character.

Where did they get that info?

your not alone Garfeild, your not alone. So do I!!!!

come on Garfield, the comercial side of Christmas is getting ahead of what it is really all about…Will someone Please go back and start all over

That’s what happens when the other kids won’t play with you. You become a techo-geek.

The TRUE story of why Santa put Rudy on the team… The Feds told him it was either put anti-collision lights on the sleigh or he couldn’t fly at night over the US any more. Standard airworthiness regs. So, come the night of 12/24 - keep an eye out - one of those blinking red lights in the sky just might be him!

It’s Rudolph…version II..

Looking out west ,Christmas(1962), toward the Yuma valley I would see the blinking red anti-collision lights of the local AM radio station antennas and wonder..Wow Santa’s got a buncha Rudolph’s on his payroll…

Bad idea, Rudolph!

Harsh!!!

did they have GPS’s 50 years ago when this movie came out

NORAD"s countdown to chirstmas website says that santa has a GPS .

you are old

Hahahaha!

“Get with it Chubs” im dying

C’mon you fat Christmas cookie get with the times.