Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 15, 2018

The birth of an Apple commercial ….

I assume you don’t include the confused food-beasts when mentioning “masses”. In fact, there’s only one reptoid; is that a “mass”?

This land is your land, this land is my land….

Mowed the lawn, and avoided the neighbours neighbors..

Went grocery shopping, then asked for paper sacks instead of plastic..

Honestly, Reptilian Overlords are way better than GoComics Overlords. They’re kinder, and more consistent.

ლ─︵─(┬)(□)\︵/(□)ლ,ᔑ•ᔐლ.!

There’s nothing wrong with an upright-walking Komodo Dragon that a little dental hygiene wouldn’t fix.

Anybody else notice that the lecture hall/deliberation chamber appears to be segregated by gender?

This is what Betsy DeVos did to our public education system.

We are becoming a GOP hole country.

Nobody expects the Spanish Acquisition!

I went to a time-share presentation like this once … oh, the inhumanity … but I got a free something I can’t remember ….

At first I thought the heads were lambs facing backwards.

Stripes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDkVjsSSDbg

Zola‘u nìprrte’!

I’ve run the text above through Google Translate.

The Lizard at the lectern is saying, “My jewelry box ballerina dances more gracefully without her pretty pink head.”

The response from the Lizard among the assembly is, “Cheesy Bread for the Win!!!”

Any questions, you can use the time at the school library.

Fear and Loathing at Frog Applause

Machine for toasting toad legs.

What is a toadster?

Good evening Ma’am, Sir; Have you yet decided what you would like to have tonight from our menu selection?

“As every schoolboy knows!” Apparently these under-achieving primates don’t. The reptilian order, however, has a plan to make it all right!

All’s right with the world.

Three bells and all’s well!

Place an apple in its mouth. Roast for at least three hours at a suitably high temperature. When done, and cooled for handling, see How to Serve Man Instructions for Carving (begin with removal of limbs).

This is the way the world ends; not with a bang but a banquet….

Etch-A-Sketchtilians are master shepherds. Your only hope, children, is to blind them with bright light, as you would a Sleestak.