Pickles by Brian Crane for July 05, 2018

Make another phone call. See if a pattern emerges.

being a tad forgetful, Earl?

Earl, it’s done by your onboard autopilot. Everyday the alarm goes off at 10AM and I cannot recall setting it the night before. The other night I caught myself setting it and hadn’t made that conscious decision to set it.

Oh great, I wear the same damn socks he does: Self-donning.

A classic “senior” moment!

I hate when that happens………where are my glasses

I hate it when I am sitting on the side of the bed, one sock on, and one sock off, and I can’t remember if I am going to bed or just getting up!

Been there, done that, all too frequently!

The same gremlins that steal them out of the dryer when you’re not looking

Wow – I am NOTTTTT looking forward to old age..!!!!!

Not eaten by the dryer this time.

And these people get in cars and drive – who knows where. They don’t need phones to distract them.

Maybe it was Roscoe…

Socks do that…..

“You look at your watch three times and still don’t know what time it is.” – George Carlin

It may be funny to some; but, having been exposed to similar situations it seems like Earl has symptoms of pre-dementia or pre-Alzheimer. It ain’t no fun in either case.

I’m surprised that Earl can stand on one foot.

“The game’s afoot, Earl!”

It could be worse. On at least one occasion I went around looking for my phone while I was in fact on my phone.

Nice cover-up, Earl