Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 12, 2018

Just like the VA.

Just as well. If the patient did speak of it, people would be too busy laughing at his high-pitched voice to pay attention to what he said.

That’s a daffy idea just to duck responsibility…

Should have said “never breathe a word of this”. Works better in the context of the gag.

His meds are making him too high to be coherent. We will wait until he comes down. And Don’t puncture him, he will fly all over the room!

He ain’t heavy …

And don’t forget to add the helium to his bill

“Don’t ask, don’t teleport…”

That would explain the balloon payment on his bill.

And let’s get him some scubs to wear instead of that hospital gown.

What a way to go! Just leave ’em laughing …