Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 13, 2018

That makes two of us.

Just download and install a new update. Also, install a sex peripheral.

So you killed the radio star! Shame on you!

Useless? No way. Boats will probably always need anchors.

I feel like a 16mm movie projector with sound and a dark projection bulb.

Could be worse. I’m more like a Betamax tape.

I’ve heard that DVDs are a dying technology which surprised me.

I am a 45 rpm record, in search of a needle….I feel for Oldbot.

One ups man ship you want OK…….

I’m a cuneiform in a papyrus world.

Don’t worry, OldBot. Frank and Mike will be by soon to pick you up.

This on the day when the last two Alaska Blockbuster Video stores announced their closure.

You’re not old, you’re vintage! Rebrand. Now you are Vintagebot, a cool cat not afraid to wear a bow tie.