Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 19, 2018

For medical tourism.

“Are you able to tell ‘spine’ from ‘spleen?’”

“Do you have any of the (a) former (Thank you for your service!) or (b) latter (Hi Winky!) left?”

My Kid Attended Stormtrooper Academy And All I Got Was This T-shirt And A Really Nasty Scar.

Don’t forget, they ask about sperm donations, too.

Tell your kid to take an online course.

Stormtroopers have really strict uniform requirements – keep the helmets on even when off duty

Can always go to Ming’s Merciless Community Collage if that doesn’t work out.