Pickles by Brian Crane for July 20, 2018

Did she get “Eau de Kitty” from the litter box?

That would certainly cause me to go into sneezing fits, along with runny nose and congestion. Ugh.

Eau De Kitty? Seriously Opal? I know some cat lovers can go to extremes for their cats but this takes the cake.

“Use Squirt-o-stench and cover up room odours with a nasty sweet smelling, over powering, totally unnatural pong!”

I was in a waiting room of a doctor’s office yesterday. In walks a woman drenched in perfume. Do these people actually think that others want to smell that stench?

Nothing like a flowery litter box to freshen the room…

Most of us use air fresheners or open the windows to get rid of the “eau de kitty”.

What makes you think that Opal wants to be more humane!;o)

The only place in our home, where an “air-freshener” is occasionally used, is in the bathroom. Open windows ( with screens ) and excellent ventilation takes care of the rest of the house.

How does she get her personal blend into an aerosol can and get it fully charged?

When I retired , I went for an interview at Social Security. I had showered

and put on some “gift” cologne which was in my bureau.The gal handling my case ( who was pleasingly attractive) went crazy over the cologne and actually asked if she could hug me. No Problemo -wish I had had some of that stuff when I was seventeen.

Save it for special occasions now.

This was one of the funniest Pickles I’ve read. I had to laugh out loud.