Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 30, 2018

I have an IKEA hutch I got off Craigslist that looks like a race to see who could put it together best; someone who followed the instructions, and someone who didn’t.

I kid you not; one side is totally wrong, and the other side is perfect.

Here we may see the clear difference between literal geometric perspective and subjective applied perspective.

Oooh, it’s two FÖRSIKTIGs and a DRYCKJOM with EKORRE fittings!

(And if you actually pronounce those words, you’ll summon an ennui demon.)

FABRICATION

IKEA gets a bad rap but it’s a store I try to stay out of because they’ve got a lot of fun stuff for cheap. If you take care of what you buy there, it can serve well, look great and last a long time.

Looks like their coffee was just dropped off by a drone.

You keyed my what??

Someone is awake at the switch, today’s FA popped right up.

.Bet I know what the cartoon people are eating.

Shoppers in IKEA furniture stores in the United States don’t have to worry that they’re getting a serving of horse meat in the popular meatballs, …

“The horsemeat scandal made us take inventory of our food business,” Michael la Cour, managing director of IKEA Food Services, told an …

Horse meat found in IKEA’s Swedish meatballs … Authorities have arrested at least 66 people in a European food scam which sold horse meat …

When visiting, guests are expected to assemble their own seats if they happen to want to sit..

Immature LEGOs ?

If I squint my eyes, it looks like Baltimore.

I kea, you kea, we all kea for Ikea.

Oh, look! It’s the Custom Kitchen Set, chairs and tables all in a line (cough cough). Whence else but the Froglandia IKEA?

I want my MTV