The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 16, 2018

The father was. Trader Joe’s Pound Plus bar.

I shall name him Piñata, in accordance with your wishes.

That B-section is going to take a long time to heal.

So that’s where baby piñatas come from. Look like birth is painful for them too.

Those Louisville scalpels require a steady hand and a solid understanding of the strike zone.

Unfortunately they had to go for the caesarean birth.

And you thought they were being delivered by Drone these days! (See WuMo, yesterday)

The nurse ought to be sued for medical malpractice for failing to catch “el bébe.”

For the doctor – Easiest delivery EVER!

As a guy, I’d imagine giving birth might feel a bit like that.

How obstetricians celebrate birthdays.

looks like the afterbirth is tasty!

“Yo dawg, I heard you like pinatas….”

Nastiest episiotomy ever!

How can you tell? And is he filled with miniature candies?